ELVIS IS IN THE CARTOON!

Two-time Olympic medalist Elvis Stojko appeared in animated form on last night's episode of The Simpsons.

He executed what appeared to be a Quadruple -- heck, maybe it was a Quintuple -- jump that, nevertheless, was identified as a Triple Axel, and then defended the masculinity of male figure skaters by swearing that he had "a girlfriend in Vancouver."

Unimpressed, Mo snorted, "Imaginary girlfriend, imaginary city."

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